Almost got rid of one of these cats today

[Ego74]

these gd cats are so stupid!!

Almost got rid of one of them this morning...

It's 6 AM and I'm snoozing like a baby, and then I hear one of the three cats we have, thismfr is WAILING and SCREAMING and I sense the damn thing getting closer and closer to the bed.

About the time I turn over (shirtless btw) to see what the fuck this cat is screaming about, the damn mrf jumps claws first right onto my damn chest WITH A DAMN CAN OF CATFOOD OVER STUCK ON IT'S HEAD!!! (one of those big Alpo-like cans of catfood.

I pulled the can of catfood off the cats head and now this little bastard won't leave me alone, been all over me since I got home this afternoon, purring and licking on me and shit, following me around the house attacking my aching feet

I CAN'T STAND THESE DAMN CATS and have literally BEGGED my girlfriend to let me take them to the humane society, as they've literally tore up EVERYTHING in the house..

dumping over garbage cans, getting into the food, knocking poop out of the litter box, puking on the carpet... one of them (or two) broke my Foreman Grill that I put on top of the fridge becasue I figured that was ONE PLACE they couldn't get to (they've already destroyed damn near everything in the cabinets)

I walk in the door two weeks and ago they had gotten on top of the fridge and knocked my Grill on the floor and broke the bolts out of it

Did I mention that I CAN'T STAND these damn cats??????

 

[RobFunk]

I was shopping for a cat earlier today man, let me have it.


All that is in the paper is Persian, 150$ and up. Freaking gay. I know someone has a kitten to give away, somewhere.

You don't think your GF is making you keep them to spite you or purposely get on your nerves do you? Your GF may very well be one of the nicest people in the world, but I would not put such an action past the female species.

Is it short hair?

 

[whalewager]

Cats should be shipped to Greenland along with the homosexuals

 

[HarryCaray]

Cats should be shipped to Greenland along with the homosexuals

Well said Mr. Whale. :toast:

 

[Ego74]

Rob, trust me, you DO NOT want these cats. They are BAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!

Girlfriend is just a softy who doesnt want to give up the cats, she also HATES the fact that they are tearing up our house. Told her I would take them to the pound myself so she wouldnt have to worry about it

She is too nice for her own good. I hate arguing and throwing fits to get my way (RARELY have to do that, we are usually pretty straight-up with each other), but I may have to throw a tantrum tonight to get these cats out of this house

 

[kNoWlEdGe]

I feel for you ego. I used to be in a relationship where my girlfriend had cats and would not get rid of them despite their continuous reign of terror over everything in her house. It came to a point where I was not comfortable staying at her place anymore because I never knew if I would wake up and find one trying to claw my face off. I told her to pick the cats or me. Needless to say, we are no longer together. Women and their cats, I tell ya.

 

[mrpotter1]

You just made my day EGO!!!!!uppy:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I love cats. Funk, go to the pound and save one. The right cat can make a great pet.

I also love dick.

 

[ClipJoint]

I also love dick.

:monsters-

 

[RobFunk]

I love cats. Funk, go to the pound and save one. The right cat can make a great pet.

The pricks want proof of residency. I live in an APT. I guess I can ask my landlord.

Let's face it; The cats you pay good money for will find a good home regardless, you can not say the same about the animals from the shelter.

 

[oldirtyku]

Smack your girl and throw the cats out the window. Lay down the pimp hand...

 

[kidslick]

The pricks want proof of residency. I live in an APT. I guess I can ask my landlord.

Let's face it; The cats you pay good money for will find a good home regardless, you can not say the same about the animals from the shelter.

 

[Arodd]

Smack your girl and throw the cats out the window. Lay down the pimp hand...

hahahaha

then be like "yea i threw those cats out the 'fuckin window. Do something about it. You can't."

 

[quantumleap]

I love cats. Funk, go to the pound and save one. The right cat can make a great pet.

I also love dick.

Raj is also good with kids.

uppy:

I know a couple Vietnamese families that would take that cat off your hands.

 

[kingbill]

Get a Siamese, loyal, you can teach them tricks and how to attack. I've had 3 different ones...all very cool cats.

 

[mofome]

you dont find threads of this quality just anywhere.




:missingte

 

[RobFunk]

Funk's kitten

"Sorry, don't feel like a pose by the notebook with the RX page up right now."

 

[RobFunk]

"Thanks for the nice pillow! You can sleep on the floor."

 

[RobFunk]

"Nothing like a nice yawn. Please get out of my face, it's been a long day."

 

[Ego74]

OMG Funk!! One of our cats looks dead up like that one, a little bigger though